your-genital:

when you talk to your crush and say something stupid you immediately regret

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chickemuqqets:

Complaining to my parents like

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regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

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bostonjaeger:

pairings where they “hate” each other but would be devastated if anything happened to one another aRE MY FUCKING WEAKNESS 

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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Cosmo Tip #834

theunearthlyone:

When you take off her panties, scream:

"Th-This is my hole! It was made for me!"

animationsmears:

"SpongeBob SquarePants - SpongeBob Meets the Strangler" (2004)

Nickelodeon

alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

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welcometotheworldofmax:

faerylouis:

being homosexual or bisexual isn’t disgusting. but you know what is disgusting? when a man finds it ok for two girls to be making out or something of the sort just because it makes his dick hard, but when its two girls or, god forbid, two men that are in an actual, well-founded relationship and in love, the man finds that disturbing and immoral and wrong. now thats disgusting.

i hope all the homophobes read this.

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