when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered
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boyquail:

very cute QUAIL making QUAIL NOISES

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spookyeva01:

here’s a better video of my alarm clock

birdystark:

when you type too fast and send “holy hit”

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8 hours ago | via | source | 18480

bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

9 hours ago | via | source | 67607

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

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misspentaghast:

when you actually can’t look at a character directly because u like them so much and they make you blush

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dominicandeathtrap:

no one deserves this

10 hours ago | via | source | 96863

why cant i lose weight instead of followers

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